Thursday, October 30, 2008

A First

Last night while walking through New Market I was offered cocaine. Cocaine! Unfortunately for the individual in question, I was holding a cone full of steaming hot french fries in my hand. I didn't need no cocaine.

2 comments:

S.G. said...

Would you like cocaine with those fries?

Bob and Joanne said...

We were on vacation in New York. My husband would wake super early as usual, and he would walk a couple of blocks to a local bakery to get me and the sleepy teens some breakfast. On his way back to the room one morning, a woman stepped in front of his path and asked if he saw anything he liked. He's not accustomed to being propositioned by strange women early in the morning. He just raised his bag and said, "No, I have bagels."

Bagels and fries, yes. Hookers and cocaine, no!